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The shadow lord chancellor is a member of the British Shadow Cabinet shadowing the lord chancellor, an office which has existed since the Norman Conquest. Since 2010, the officeholder has jointly held the title Shadow Secretary of State for Justice. The position is currently held by Robert Jenrick.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Uncle Earl","displaytitle":"Uncle Earl","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7882730","titles":{"canonical":"Uncle_Earl","normalized":"Uncle Earl","display":"Uncle Earl"},"pageid":5271194,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/Earl-fls-1.jpg/330px-Earl-fls-1.jpg","width":320,"height":188},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Earl-fls-1.jpg","width":800,"height":470},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285429187","tid":"221804fe-188b-11f0-87b0-f154f0f7481b","timestamp":"2025-04-13T17:17:10Z","description":"American old-time music group","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Earl","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Earl?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Earl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Uncle_Earl"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Earl","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Uncle_Earl","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Earl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Uncle_Earl"}},"extract":"Uncle Earl is an American old-time music group, formed in 2000 by KC Groves and Jo Serrapere. Currently the lineup consists of four women, all of whom share vocal duties: KC Groves, Kristin Andreassen, Abigail Washburn, and Rayna Gellert. They have released three albums and two EPs, and their fifth album Waterloo, Tennessee was produced by John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin.","extract_html":"
Uncle Earl is an American old-time music group, formed in 2000 by KC Groves and Jo Serrapere. Currently the lineup consists of four women, all of whom share vocal duties: KC Groves, Kristin Andreassen, Abigail Washburn, and Rayna Gellert. They have released three albums and two EPs, and their fifth album Waterloo, Tennessee was produced by John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin.
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