The White Vault is a horror fiction podcast created by K.A. Statz and Travis Vengroff. It is written by Statz, directed, produced, edited and sound designed by Travis Vengroff, and released by the two's Fool and Scholar Productions company. Ongoing since October 3, 2017, it is made available on Apple Podcasts, Pandora, and Spotify on release, and later on YouTube.
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