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{"type":"general","setup":"What do I look like?","punchline":"A JOKE MACHINE!?","id":188}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.","punchline":"They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.","id":399}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}