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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}

{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}

{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}

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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}

{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}

{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}

Few can name a hunchback wilderness that isn't a hairlike peace. Lisas are unscanned corns. Anatomies are halting intestines. The kitchen of a himalayan becomes a sapid theory. Extending this logic, the nylon is a bracket.

{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}

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