{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}
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{"type":"dad","setup":"Why don't eggs tell jokes?","punchline":"Because they would crack each other up.","id":384}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is this movie about?","punchline":"It is about 2 hours long.","id":249}
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