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{"type":"standard","title":"Uzi","displaytitle":"Uzi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q155644","titles":{"canonical":"Uzi","normalized":"Uzi","display":"Uzi"},"pageid":83239,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Uzi_of_the_israeli_armed_forces.jpg/330px-Uzi_of_the_israeli_armed_forces.jpg","width":320,"height":197},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Uzi_of_the_israeli_armed_forces.jpg","width":1200,"height":740},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284715637","tid":"9401dcb5-1519-11f0-8b71-bf7e1778e33d","timestamp":"2025-04-09T08:06:45Z","description":"Family of Israeli submachine guns","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Uzi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Uzi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Uzi"}},"extract":"The Uzi is a family of Israeli open-bolt, blowback-operated submachine guns and machine pistols first designed by Major Uziel \"Uzi\" Gal in the late 1940s, shortly after the establishment of the State of Israel. It is one of the first weapons to incorporate a telescoping bolt design, which allows the magazine to be housed in the pistol grip for a shorter weapon.","extract_html":"
The Uzi is a family of Israeli open-bolt, blowback-operated submachine guns and machine pistols first designed by Major Uziel \"Uzi\" Gal in the late 1940s, shortly after the establishment of the State of Israel. It is one of the first weapons to incorporate a telescoping bolt design, which allows the magazine to be housed in the pistol grip for a shorter weapon.
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